Grim Guide 1 2.jpeg — **DR. MONTAGUE’S ANTI-VIRUS HOME REMEDY No. 2**

**patented & guaranteed to work under most domestic conditions**

Directions

The oral infusions below to be taken and used as before:

Write numbers 1 through 31 on small pieces of paper.
Fold and place numbers in a jam-jar or other container.
Assign a moment of repose each day to visit the jar and remove a number.
Assign a moment of repose each day to visit the jar and carefully remove 1 number.
Match the number with the number on Home Remedy Chart no. 2 (below).
Flip a coin to determine the bonus of an accompanying drink: Heads = YES, Tails = NO.
If a DRINK is determined, flip coin again to determine alcoholic, or a non-alcoholic?
“Alcoholic” allows the option of a second choice from the Remedy List, if desired.
Find the appropriate YouTube site on your computer. Sit comfortably. Relax. ingest the complete content. Post infusion: reflect pensively for 5 minutes. Return to work.
Dispose of used paper numbers responsibly.

Prescription Renewal

THIS REMEDY MAY BE RENEWED IN 1 MONTHS’ TIME SHOULD THE VIRUS PERSIST.

Nota Bene. Dr Montague’s Remedy List may be shared with friends and colleagues but should be withheld from miscreants, ding-dongs and suspected frilly-dillies. Hopefully a further Anti-Viral Remedy prescription will not be necessary once the governments’ “All Clears” are sounded. According to Boris Johnson/Donald Trump that should be “soonly” and “strongly”. Nevertheless we find ourselves once again thrown into further unchartered waters by Minneapolis as The Great Leader, an unmasked Potato Head, holds up The Bible and summons lightning from his terrible swift sword. Bovem de humo operies. Amen.

⚠️ Important Reminder ⚠️

The pandemic is still amongst us:

110,000 dead in USA, 40,000 in the UK!

Watch this short video first:

Dr. Tessa Montague & Dr. Fred Rabino, Harvard scientists demonstrate their Covid-19 safety protocols for the 2020 pandemic

…then continue your daily aural treatment with:

Dr. S. Montague’s Anti-Virus Home Remedy Dosage Chart No. 2

click to imbibe